• operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok
livelaughlovetoread:


and so do I 

Arr, matey, aye t’that

livelaughlovetoread:

and so do I 

Arr, matey, aye t’that

sherlockandtheraggedyman:



JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

I CAN’T.

TEA… EVERYWHERE!

AHAHAHAAHA BREATHE TAHAHAHAHAHA

sherlockandtheraggedyman:

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

I CAN’T.

TEA… EVERYWHERE!

AHAHAHAAHA BREATHE TAHAHAHAHAHA

ukedera:

xwhatserface:

mel-lovable:

karameruru:

viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

TAKEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

MEEEEEEEE

TAKE ON ME

TAKEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEEE

ONNNNNNNN

TAKE ON ME

I’LLLLLLLLL

BEEEEEEEE

GONEEEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

puredestruction:

my cat does this with a feather duster lmao

puredestruction:

my cat does this with a feather duster lmao

I will have twins!

I will have twins!

thebeardguy:

My beautiful moon (by Robyn Hooz (away))

Ooooh, now I’m really gonna live in Italy

thebeardguy:

My beautiful moon (by Robyn Hooz (away))

Ooooh, now I’m really gonna live in Italy

thebeardguy:

My beautiful moon (by Robyn Hooz (away))

thebeardguy:

My beautiful moon (by Robyn Hooz (away))